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Talk about a blast from the past…

What happened in the past often stays with you and affects the present – and sometimes in very unexpected ways. This is one such story.

A woman is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank just as it’s being held up. The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.

She gets rushed to the hospital, where she sees a doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.

15 years later, one of her triplets, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says “MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”

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So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.

The next day, the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, “MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!”

Once again, the mother tells the story of what happened 15 years ago.

On the third day the son comes out and says “MOM, MOM!”

She smiles and asks, “Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?”

The boy replies, “No, I was jerking off and suddenly I shot the dog!”
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