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Wife Was Making Breakfast – Joke

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the
kitchen.
‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter!
Oh my gosh!
You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY!
Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter.
Oh my
gosh!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re
going to STICK!
Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

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You NEVER, never
listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never!
Turn
them!
Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?

Don’t forget to salt them.
You know you always forget
to salt them. Use the Salt!
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’

The wife stared at him.
‘What in the world is wrong
with you?
You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of
eggs?’

The
husband calmly replied,
‘I just wanted to show you what
it feels like when I’m driving.’

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