A Clever Patient
A Doctor was not having good number of patient to survive so he decided to make
it something attractive and so hanged a board outside the clinic:
Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-
A CLEVER person thought he will make Doctor fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get 1Rs.1000.
He says to the Doctor: I cant feel any taste on my tongue…
Doctor asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: “What d _____ …its URINE!!
The Doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The CLEVER person was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks the same CLEVER person comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER person : I’ve lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! please put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
CLEVER person: Wait but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Doctor: Congratulations your memory is back.