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A Family Brings Their Frail, Elderly Mother To A Nursing Home

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next
morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over
sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to
catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
“So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” they ask.
“It’s pretty nice,” she replies. “Except they won’t let you fart.”

This Sounds A Bit Fishy

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up” “Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?”
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The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box…..

Loggerhead Sea Turtle Valusia Released After Being Rehabilitated

Valusia, a teenage loggerhead sea turtle who suffered from pneumonia and a buoyancy disorder, was rehabilitated at Clearwater Aquarium and released on Coquina Beach


Loggerhead Sea Turtle Valusia Released After Being Rehabilitated [via]

Crazy Man Rolling Under Moving Train Caught On Camera

Onlookers watched as a man risked his life to dive under a moving train. He’s lucky to be alive and Union Pacific Railroad officials say this stunt could’ve hurt many more people.


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Dangerous Norway’s Atlantic Ocean Road

Norway’s Atlantic Ocean Road is said to be one of the world’s most dangerous roads. Cars that drive along it experience daring twists and turns right atop the unpredictable Atlantic Ocean. Would you dare drive this?


Dangerous Norway’s Atlantic Ocean Road [via]

Family’s Canoe Was Sinking, So She Saved It By Using Her Clever Skills

She knew the canoe was going under and had to act fast if she wanted to save it. It’s amazing to see how someone so small can be so heroic. Her technique is clever and in a few seconds, all the water inside the canoe was gone. Now this girl knows how to properly think outside the box.


Family’s Canoe Was Sinking, So She Saved It By Using Her Clever Skills [via]

Here Is How To Pack Your CarryOn Like A Boss

If you’re one of those people who usually have a hard time trying to cram all their stuff into their carry-on luggage, this video is just for you. The woman in the clip demonstrates a simple and clever method to pack a carry-on like a pro. It’s so simple I wonder why I didn’t know about it before.


Here Is How To Pack Your CarryOn Like A Boss [via]

Sleeping Pug Puppies, Watch The One The Left.

When puppies are born, they spend most of the day sleeping. The six puppies in the next video are pugs, and after a very long day of playtime together, they have fallen asleep on their backs. Those little twitches they make as they dream are adorable.


Sleeping Pug Puppies, Watch The One The Left. [via]

Mother Gives Daughter Best Wedding Gift Ever, In The Form Of This Passbook. This Is Genius.