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Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day


Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual sex addict.

The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, “If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die.”

The men left the doctor’s office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor’s words.

As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, “If you bend over to pick that up, we’re both dead.”

A husband loves his mate

Y a husband loves his wife

A husband loves his mate

After being married for thirty years….a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly…then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H…. I, J, K.”
She asks….. “What does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said….”Oh, that’s so lovely….. What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”
His eye is still swollen….but it will get better………….

An old married couple is traveling by car.


An old married couple

An old married couple is traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.

“But we didn’t use them,” the husband said.

“Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager.

The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says.

“But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” the husband said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn’t use it!”

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay. As he didn’t have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. “But ma’am, this is made out for only $50.00.”

“That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.

“But I didn’t!” exclaims the Manager.

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Don’t mess with senior citizens….. They didn’t get there by being stupid.

Charice Pempengco Sings All By Myself, See If She Nailed It.

Dancing Traffic Signal.

We believe that smart ideas can turn the city into a better place. Like a dancing traffic light that makes people wait and watch rather than walk through the red light.

Dancing Traffic Signal.

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Ultimate Ice Cream Hacks. (17 Hacks)

Run a sharp knife under hot water and cut a checkerboard one inch deep in the ice cream.
You will be able to scoop out the ice cream much easier with a scooper!

#1. Run a sharp knife under hot water and cut a checkerboard one inch deep in the ice cream.

#2. Make an Ice Cream Sandwich

#3. Keep Ice Cream soft in a bag

#4. Cookie Bowl

#5. Ice Cream-Frosted Cupcakes

#6. Pre-Scoop ice cream for a party and keep in the freezer

#7. Cut ice cream with a knife

#8. Create an Oreo topping

#9. Cinnamon Roll Ice Cream Sandwich

#10. Oreo Ice Cream Combo

#11. Make ice cream into bread

#12. Finish an almost-gone jar of Nutella with ice cream

most-gone jar of Nutella with ice cream.

#13. Keep ice cream drips off of your hand

#14. Recycle

#15. No-Bake ice cream cake

#16. Chocolate bowls

#17. Guilt free ice cream from bananas

Ultimate Ice Cream Hacks. (17 Hacks)

A man found a note at the airport.Wait Until You See What It Said

A man found a note at the airport.Wait Until You See What It Said

1A man found a note at the San Francisco airport. When he picked it up, he noticed what the front of the note said
2A man found a note at the San Francisco airport. When he picked it up, he noticed what the front of the note said

The full text here:

“I recently left an emotionally abusive relationship. After months of insults I wont repeat, false accusations, lies, delusions, broken mirrors, nightly battles… I left. I know that I was being poisoned by each day that I stayed. So with a heavy heart, I left my lover of three years, knowing that I had already put it off too long. At first he begged, then he cursed, but eventually he packed his bags and faded out of my life like a bad dream. For the first few weeks, my body seemed to reject this. For three years I had seen the world through him-colored glasses. I didn’t know who I was without him. Despite the kindness of friends and even strangers. I could not help feeling utterly alone. But it was this sense of aloneness that set me free. Somewhere along the way, I let go. I released all of the painful memories, the names he had called me, the shards of him buried deep in my brain. I stopped believing the things he had made me think about myself. I began to see how extraordinary, breathtakingly beautiful life is. I meditated, drank too much coffee, talked to strangers, laughed at nothing. I wrote poetry and stopped to smell and photograph every flower. Once I discovered that my happiness depends only on myself, nothing could hurt me anymore. I have found and continue to find peace. Each day I am closer to it than I was yesterday. I am a work in progress but I am full to the brim with gratitude and joy. And so, since I have opened a new chapter in my life, I want to peacefully part with the contents of the last chapter. The end of my relationship was the catalyst for a wealth of positive changes in my life. It was a symbol, most importantly, it was an act of self-love. It was a realization that I deserved to be happy and I could choose to be. And so, in an effort to leave behind the things that do not help me grow, I am letting go of a relic from the painful past. I wore this necklace-a gift from him-every day for over two years. To me, letting it go is a joyous declaration that I am moving forward with strength and grace and deep, lasting peace. Please accept this gift as a reminder that we all deserve happiness. Whoever you are, and whatever pain you have faced, I hope you find peace.