Found this little fellow half dead a week ago. He is doing a lot better now.
The least weasel (Mustela nivalis) is the smallest member of the Mustelidae (as well as the smallest of the Carnivora), native to Eurasia, North America and North Africa, though it has been introduced elsewhere. It is classed as Least Concern by the IUCN, due to its wide distribution and presumably large population. Despite its small size, the least weasel is a fierce hunter, capable of killing a rabbit 5-10 times its own weight
Ozzy the Weasel as a baby.[via]
David Dick spent time in the Army with multiple tours of duty in Iraq notched into his belt, so it’s safe to assume he knows a thing or two about dealing with an armed perpetrator. In no time flat he manages to disarm and beat the crap out of this young man, hopefully knocking some sense into him in the process!
Brevard County Veteran Fights Off Armed Robber [via]
She Consoled Him On His Wife’s Passing. But Fainted When When He Said THIS! [via]
Pet hair can get everywhere, and I mean everywhere, and it’s such a big pain to get rid of. It’s infuriating. If you love your pet but hate the mess they leave behind then you should definitely try out some of these brilliant tips and tricks int he video below.
Clean Pet Hair for GOOD! How to Clean Up After Your Pets! [via]
The note reads as follows:
If you’re reading this, you are probably stealing my car. I’m a nice person and likely would have given you a ride, but obviously we’re past that.
I would love to afford a car that doesn’t get stolen and burglarized all the time, but I’m broke and this is what I’m stuck with. So, you got me. Again.
You’re not going to get into trouble for stealing my car. As long as you don’t f**k around and kill a pedestrian, you’ll just leave this somewhere and go about your business. Nobody investigates this tomfoolery.
One quick favor: please do not leave my car somewhere it will get towed. If I have to deal with one more f**king impound lot holding my stolen shi**y Honda for ransom, I am going to lose my mind. And my car, because I can’t afford to keep bailing it out of car jail. If I had any money I would just go buy a goddamned car that wasn’t constantly getting stolen in the first place.
Please just leave my old piece of sh*t car in a neighborhood or something. There’s a note in this envelope; just stick it on the dash or under the wiper. A passerby will see it eventually and call me and then I can come get my car. No cops, no questions asked; I’m not even mad at you.
It’s win-win: I don’t have to deal with police reports, insurance claims, and tow trucks, and you don’t have to feel like a jerk for ruining the month of a nice person.
There are countless safe places to leave this thing. Drive the car, take my first aid kit and emergency supplies in the trunk (my stereo is worthless) and just leave this motherf**ker in front of someone’s house when you’re done with it.
Thank you. Enjoy your ride.
PS if you don’t mind committing another misdemeanor tonight, feel free to go throw a brick through the window of (redacted) Towing in Vancouver. They are literally the f**king worst. Thanks. Have a good night.
To clarify, this note has worked.
She leaves a snarky note in the glovebox of her Honda in case it was stolen, It quickly goes Viral! [via]
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